1 00:00:00,073 --> 00:00:02,973 2x07 - Spidah-man 2 00:00:04,378 --> 00:00:07,945 You guys are really going to regret this when it's cleanup time. 3 00:00:14,154 --> 00:00:15,887 Who throws a sink? 4 00:00:15,889 --> 00:00:18,123 Who carries a sink for the purpose of throwing? 5 00:00:18,125 --> 00:00:21,459 Really? Bug spray? 6 00:00:25,998 --> 00:00:29,968 No, I'm not in a zombie flick where they want my brains. 7 00:00:29,970 --> 00:00:33,171 It's worse. It's Spider-man versus New York. 8 00:00:33,173 --> 00:00:34,572 You heard me, good citizens. 9 00:00:34,574 --> 00:00:38,410 Daily Bugle Communications will hand $10 million 10 00:00:38,412 --> 00:00:41,579 to the first person to unmask Spider-man. 11 00:00:45,985 --> 00:00:48,420 Come on, New York. You're better than this. 12 00:00:48,422 --> 00:00:51,032 Remember all those times when I did something really 13 00:00:51,033 --> 00:00:53,642 awesome that saved you and your personal property from 14 00:00:53,643 --> 00:00:56,094 someone really evil and you were all relieved and junk? 15 00:01:01,434 --> 00:01:03,668 Greed, one. Gratitude, zip. 16 00:01:05,538 --> 00:01:08,139 FYI, this is supposed to be the first day 17 00:01:08,141 --> 00:01:11,443 of a nice long weekend, but no. 18 00:01:13,547 --> 00:01:14,913 S.H.I.E.L.D. is sending us 19 00:01:14,915 --> 00:01:17,582 to uber-adventure water palace for a little vay-cay. 20 00:01:17,584 --> 00:01:20,084 It's the sickest, wettest, slippiest water park 21 00:01:20,086 --> 00:01:23,922 - in the whole world. - I like slippy. 22 00:01:23,924 --> 00:01:25,824 Oh, why do I have to memorize these books 23 00:01:25,826 --> 00:01:28,626 on S.H.I.E.L.D. strategy and team dynamics? 24 00:01:28,628 --> 00:01:32,597 Don't forget eye on the prize, director Fury's official biography. 25 00:01:32,599 --> 00:01:35,533 You're the leader, Parker. Leaders don't get slippy. 26 00:01:35,535 --> 00:01:37,702 They work hard for the good of the team. 27 00:01:37,704 --> 00:01:41,206 Last one in is a spider's egg! Ha-ha! 28 00:01:45,211 --> 00:01:46,978 Aunt May? Where are you going? 29 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:50,482 Great aunt Julia broke her arms in a water-skiing accident. 30 00:01:50,484 --> 00:01:52,150 She needs me to look after her for a few days. 31 00:01:52,152 --> 00:01:55,687 Isn't she, like, 105? Where was she water-skiing? 32 00:01:55,689 --> 00:01:59,057 Uber-adventure water palace. It's supposed to be wonderful. 33 00:02:03,629 --> 00:02:07,632 So I'm alone, drowning in S.H.I.E.L.D. homework, and hunted. 34 00:02:07,634 --> 00:02:09,868 "Unappreciated" pretty much sums it up. 35 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:11,803 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 36 00:02:11,805 --> 00:02:13,638 Who says "extra, extra" anymore? 37 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,274 Mayor of Boston offers Spider-man key to the city 38 00:02:16,276 --> 00:02:18,576 if he relocates to Beantown. 39 00:02:18,578 --> 00:02:20,979 Boston? At least someone appreciates 40 00:02:20,981 --> 00:02:23,615 my unique blend of witty banter and crime-fighting panache. 41 00:02:23,617 --> 00:02:25,617 Gotcha. 42 00:02:25,619 --> 00:02:28,119 A butterfly net? This is just insulting. 43 00:02:28,121 --> 00:02:31,623 You know what, New York? I'm finished with the Big crabApple. 44 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:33,291 I'm moving to a city who wants what I have to offer. 45 00:02:33,293 --> 00:02:35,126 What do you have to say about that, huh? 46 00:02:35,128 --> 00:02:37,128 Take off your mask before you go? 47 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:39,297 Daddy needs an epad thingamajig. 48 00:02:39,299 --> 00:02:41,566 Oh, I'd tell you where to stuff those cameras, 49 00:02:41,568 --> 00:02:43,301 but I was raised better than that. 50 00:02:43,303 --> 00:02:46,838 Instead, Boston, here comes Spider-man. 51 00:03:02,922 --> 00:03:07,025 "Boston needs its own hero, and that hero is Spider-man." 52 00:03:07,027 --> 00:03:09,227 I couldn't agree more, Mr. Mayor of Boston, 53 00:03:09,229 --> 00:03:10,828 whose name I will learn eventually. 54 00:03:10,830 --> 00:03:13,731 At least I'm free for the weekend. 55 00:03:13,733 --> 00:03:16,901 Can't just ditch everyone, even though they all ditched me. 56 00:03:16,903 --> 00:03:20,738 Wow, "new home of the Amazing Spider-man." 57 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:23,007 Best idea in history. 58 00:03:23,009 --> 00:03:25,276 Spider-man. Spider-man... 59 00:03:27,313 --> 00:03:31,816 Whoa, this is huge. I don't think I'm ready for this. 60 00:03:31,818 --> 00:03:34,919 Eh, think schmink. Look at them, they love you. 61 00:03:34,921 --> 00:03:37,155 Yeah, it's true. Go get 'em, tiger. 62 00:03:37,157 --> 00:03:41,125 Did both of you just agree with me? Yeah, I could do this. 63 00:03:46,967 --> 00:03:49,200 You wanted me, you got me, Boston. 64 00:03:49,202 --> 00:03:51,069 Ladies and gentlemen, 65 00:03:51,071 --> 00:03:54,639 I give you Boston's very own superhero, 66 00:03:54,641 --> 00:03:59,911 The amazing arachnid, Spidah-man! 67 00:03:59,913 --> 00:04:03,982 It's "Spider-man," sir. There's an "r" in the middle. 68 00:04:03,984 --> 00:04:05,917 Spidah-man. That's what I said. 69 00:04:05,919 --> 00:04:09,721 - Spider-man. - Right, Spidah-man. 70 00:04:09,723 --> 00:04:11,656 - Der. - Dah. 71 00:04:11,658 --> 00:04:12,924 Der. 72 00:04:12,926 --> 00:04:16,961 You want the key to the city or not, Chucklehead? 73 00:04:16,963 --> 00:04:17,862 Yes, I do. 74 00:04:17,864 --> 00:04:21,833 Spidah-man! 75 00:04:21,835 --> 00:04:24,002 Spidah-man, a few words? 76 00:04:29,642 --> 00:04:31,909 I have to say something that inspires greatness 77 00:04:31,911 --> 00:04:35,880 but at the same time is humble and modest. Ah, of course. 78 00:04:35,882 --> 00:04:39,384 To my new Boston besties, New York stinks! 79 00:04:39,386 --> 00:04:42,120 Spider-man! Spider-man... 80 00:04:42,122 --> 00:04:44,188 I just want to be clear here. 81 00:04:44,190 --> 00:04:46,157 This is on a trial basis, okay? 82 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:49,961 Of course, but trust me. You're gonna love Boston. 83 00:04:49,963 --> 00:04:52,897 The best part is we ain't got any super villains, none. 84 00:04:52,899 --> 00:04:56,034 If you don't have any super villains, why do you want... 85 00:04:56,036 --> 00:05:00,238 Money, sonny. Superhero is great for business. 86 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,939 Wicked, right? 87 00:05:01,941 --> 00:05:04,375 All the additional revenue allows the city to afford 88 00:05:04,377 --> 00:05:10,281 tons of improvements, and this... the spider cave. 89 00:05:10,283 --> 00:05:14,052 Spidey copter? Spidey tank? 90 00:05:14,054 --> 00:05:17,155 Spidey inline skates and pogo stick? 91 00:05:18,957 --> 00:05:23,695 My own semi-secret lair? It's beautiful. 92 00:05:23,697 --> 00:05:26,330 I never felt so appreciated in all my life. 93 00:05:26,332 --> 00:05:30,101 Sorry, I promised myself I wouldn't get boogers in the mask. 94 00:05:30,103 --> 00:05:32,270 What super lair would be complete 95 00:05:32,272 --> 00:05:34,405 without your very own personal butler? 96 00:05:34,407 --> 00:05:37,842 Huh, spidah? Meet Charles. 97 00:05:37,844 --> 00:05:40,311 What's up, Chuck? Up-chuck. 98 00:05:40,313 --> 00:05:45,783 Some Boston baked beans, sir. Perhaps some cream pie. 99 00:05:45,785 --> 00:05:49,787 Together? Ew, pass, or I really will upchuck, Chuck. 100 00:05:54,026 --> 00:05:56,027 I can't believe you did all this for me. 101 00:05:56,029 --> 00:05:58,262 At least you stopped short of getting me a sidekick. 102 00:05:58,264 --> 00:06:00,031 That might've been creepy. 103 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:04,869 He's right behind me, isn't he? 104 00:06:04,871 --> 00:06:07,071 No, because then I'd be a behind-kick. 105 00:06:10,876 --> 00:06:11,876 Ow. 106 00:06:11,878 --> 00:06:16,114 Meet Ollie Osnick, Boston's most brilliant high schooler 107 00:06:16,116 --> 00:06:18,349 and expert on all things superhero. 108 00:06:18,351 --> 00:06:20,118 It was his idea to bring you to Boston, 109 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,387 and he created all these amazing gadgets. 110 00:06:23,389 --> 00:06:25,790 wicked genius, this kid. 111 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:28,926 I have dreamt of this day since I first saw you soaring 112 00:06:28,928 --> 00:06:31,229 above the cold concrete canyons of Manhattan. 113 00:06:31,231 --> 00:06:34,065 I know everything about you, all your moves, style. 114 00:06:34,067 --> 00:06:38,836 - Webby will not let you down, sir. - Webby? 115 00:06:38,838 --> 00:06:42,039 Yeah. No, you don't like it. Okay, noted. 116 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:44,475 How about Spider-lad? Arachni-boy? 117 00:06:44,477 --> 00:06:46,444 Little thwipper. Thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip. 118 00:06:46,446 --> 00:06:47,879 I made a long list. 119 00:06:54,019 --> 00:06:57,021 Most awkward. Well, he's clearly a genius, 120 00:06:57,023 --> 00:07:00,458 and he has great taste in superheroes, but a sidekick? 121 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,794 I hate to do this, but... 122 00:07:03,296 --> 00:07:06,464 Ollie, son, you've done incredible work here. 123 00:07:06,466 --> 00:07:08,366 You have a true gift, 124 00:07:08,368 --> 00:07:11,169 but being a superhero is dangerous business, 125 00:07:11,171 --> 00:07:14,372 especially if you don't have powers. I'm sorry, but... 126 00:07:14,374 --> 00:07:18,042 B-b-b-but your life is so wicked awesome. 127 00:07:18,044 --> 00:07:20,878 It's all I ever wanted. Everything I did I did for you. 128 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,580 You heard him, kid. No sidekicks. 129 00:07:22,582 --> 00:07:25,116 We'll get in touch with you when the cave needs a tune-up. 130 00:07:25,118 --> 00:07:28,219 Wait. I was going to say there's other ways he can help. 131 00:07:28,221 --> 00:07:29,954 Oh, Osnick will be fine. 132 00:07:29,956 --> 00:07:33,124 Come on, I want to show you the spider clam boat. 133 00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:35,026 Then you can start work. 134 00:07:41,266 --> 00:07:44,869 My purse! He stole my purse! 135 00:07:58,084 --> 00:07:59,217 Whoa! 136 00:08:07,159 --> 00:08:09,493 We don't want his insurance to go up. Do we, officer? 137 00:08:09,495 --> 00:08:12,864 - Wait a minute. - Police. Freeze! 138 00:08:12,866 --> 00:08:15,600 Boston is beautiful. 139 00:08:15,602 --> 00:08:18,870 Spider-man... I can't think of a more stalwart, 140 00:08:18,872 --> 00:08:20,972 upstanding, and wondrous creature. 141 00:08:24,276 --> 00:08:26,277 Thief! Guards! 142 00:08:31,884 --> 00:08:33,584 Pop fly coming your way. 143 00:08:39,658 --> 00:08:41,893 Spidey's on the clock, fellas. 144 00:08:41,895 --> 00:08:44,929 Spider-man is our new hometown hero. 145 00:08:55,441 --> 00:08:56,507 Huh? 146 00:09:10,923 --> 00:09:14,558 It's for you. The bank says there's a penalty for early withdrawal. 147 00:09:16,496 --> 00:09:20,164 How funny is it that you ran past the last phone booth in existence? 148 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,666 That joke wouldn't have been half as good 149 00:09:21,668 --> 00:09:23,334 if I just threw my cell phone at your head. 150 00:09:23,336 --> 00:09:25,503 Spidey! Spidey... 151 00:09:30,209 --> 00:09:36,447 Let's hear for Spider-man, the solution to Boston's every menace. 152 00:09:36,449 --> 00:09:39,350 Mm, I'm having the time of my life, Chuck. 153 00:09:39,352 --> 00:09:43,204 Too bad it can't last. I really have to get back. 154 00:09:43,205 --> 00:09:45,122 My team must be falling apart. 155 00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:57,919 Plus I have this aunt who can barely get on without me. 156 00:09:59,055 --> 00:10:01,189 Hello. 157 00:10:01,191 --> 00:10:03,925 Peter? I'm sorry to do this to you, 158 00:10:03,927 --> 00:10:06,360 but aunt Julia asked me to stay a few days longer. 159 00:10:06,362 --> 00:10:09,163 - The poor dear. - A few days? 160 00:10:09,165 --> 00:10:12,834 Oh, wicked awesome. I mean, no problem. Later. 161 00:10:17,239 --> 00:10:20,041 Good-bye, guilt. Hello, day two. 162 00:10:20,976 --> 00:10:22,977 Good morning, Boston. 163 00:10:22,979 --> 00:10:25,279 - Morning, Spider-man. - High-five. 164 00:10:25,281 --> 00:10:26,447 - Yay! - Yay! 165 00:10:28,784 --> 00:10:29,984 Whatta you got for me today? 166 00:10:29,986 --> 00:10:32,754 Dog napping? Jaywalking with intent to litter? 167 00:10:34,991 --> 00:10:37,959 - Ow! - The villains are coming! The villains are coming! 168 00:10:37,961 --> 00:10:41,229 Spider sense must be on the fritz. There are no villains in... 169 00:10:44,099 --> 00:10:45,333 We told you so. 170 00:10:45,335 --> 00:10:46,934 Apparently you did. 171 00:10:50,038 --> 00:10:55,042 Welcome to Boston, Spider-man. Say hello to the Boston Terror-iers. 172 00:10:55,044 --> 00:10:57,445 What? 173 00:10:57,447 --> 00:10:59,046 Boston terriers? 174 00:10:59,048 --> 00:11:01,816 An evil pun. I knew this was too good to be true. 175 00:11:07,856 --> 00:11:11,793 I'm the Plymouth Rocker, and I rock the house. 176 00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:13,094 And spiders. 177 00:11:13,096 --> 00:11:17,865 You may call me Salem's Witch. I'll put a hex on you. 178 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:24,272 And I am Slam Adams. I... slam stuff. Together we are the... 179 00:11:25,507 --> 00:11:28,042 Boston Terror-iers. You opened with that. 180 00:11:28,044 --> 00:11:31,045 Usually it's the other way around. Just saying. 181 00:11:31,047 --> 00:11:33,447 Look, my butler's keeping some chowder warm for me, 182 00:11:33,449 --> 00:11:35,817 so can we skip to where you just surrender? 183 00:11:35,819 --> 00:11:37,218 You're obviously new at this. 184 00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:45,960 Sorry, I meant "surrenduh." I cannot get this accent... 185 00:11:48,463 --> 00:11:52,166 Boston went from no super villains to three over night? 186 00:11:52,168 --> 00:11:54,202 That's a little convenient. 187 00:12:05,247 --> 00:12:06,514 Whoa! 188 00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:12,220 Nice catch, Boston. Nothing like my old home crowd. 189 00:12:14,223 --> 00:12:16,290 I'm walkin' here. 190 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:21,562 This isn't the plan. Life is supposed to be better here, 191 00:12:21,564 --> 00:12:24,265 and I'm getting my webs handed to me by a pirate, a schoolteacher, 192 00:12:24,267 --> 00:12:26,133 and a boulder-headed pilgrim. 193 00:12:30,606 --> 00:12:34,876 These guys are clueless, but someone armored them up good. 194 00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:38,145 Maybe Chuck can activate some of my new spidah-tech and send it my way. 195 00:12:38,147 --> 00:12:40,148 Sorry. There's an "r" in there. 196 00:12:40,149 --> 00:12:43,150 Yo, Chuck, I need Bostony butler backup. 197 00:12:45,622 --> 00:12:49,122 It's so hard to find good help in this business. 198 00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:01,168 Finally. Chuck, I need you to... 199 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:03,905 You need to watch what you're smashing, Mr. Spidah. 200 00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:07,241 Spidah stock sales can only salvage so much of my city. 201 00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:09,410 Sorry, comes with the territory. 202 00:13:16,118 --> 00:13:18,920 Hey, no fair! 203 00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:23,157 You're right. Three against one isn't fair. Batter up. 204 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,963 That should teach you guys not to mess with Boston's one and only superhero. 205 00:13:29,932 --> 00:13:31,399 Not done yet, pilgrim. 206 00:13:31,401 --> 00:13:33,968 Pilgrim? Paul revere had nothing to do with the pilgrims. 207 00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:36,237 Well, maybe you should pay better attention in history class 208 00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:38,673 if you want your spider sense to be historically accurate. 209 00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:48,082 For example, the liberty bell is in Philadelphia. 210 00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:49,283 Ow. 211 00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:56,691 The name's Steel Spider, and you are about to be proven obsolete. 212 00:13:56,693 --> 00:13:59,093 This is my home town. 213 00:13:59,095 --> 00:14:01,329 Boston needs a real hero, not a rented one. 214 00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:05,700 Go back to where you belong, Spider-man. 215 00:14:05,702 --> 00:14:07,435 This city doesn't need you. 216 00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:10,972 Au contraire, copybot. {*fra} 217 00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:13,040 With creeps like you tearing things up, 218 00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:16,210 Boston really needs their beloved Spider-man. 219 00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:20,214 Everyone, move away from here. Now. 220 00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:28,356 Glad to see you're feeling better, evil librarian. 221 00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:33,260 She's a witch. He's a patriot. 222 00:14:33,262 --> 00:14:36,330 I'm a national landmark. Pay attention. 223 00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:39,417 If you stop hitting me, I'll brush up on my 224 00:14:39,418 --> 00:14:42,036 villain's guide to Boston, pinkie swear. 225 00:14:42,038 --> 00:14:46,474 Before you say good-bye, I want you to say hello to my friends. 226 00:14:48,176 --> 00:14:51,445 Huh? Hey, I threw you all in jail yesterday. 227 00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:53,647 Or was that a dream? 228 00:14:53,649 --> 00:14:56,584 Everything's sort of fuzzy and in a Boston accent. 229 00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,686 I broke them out of prison last night 230 00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:01,288 and fitted them with the latest technology. 231 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:04,125 But why? Why would you do that? 232 00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:06,460 Because they're the only people in Boston 233 00:15:06,462 --> 00:15:08,529 who hate you as much as I do. 234 00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:15,503 - No one likes to be unappreciated. - Exactly why I hate sidekicks. 235 00:15:20,675 --> 00:15:22,610 Maybe my short-term memory is shorting out, 236 00:15:22,612 --> 00:15:25,646 but didn't you want to be a superhero less than 24 hours ago? 237 00:15:25,648 --> 00:15:29,683 I did until you threw me aside like day-old chowder. 238 00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:32,653 Ollie, I told you that this is a dangerous business 239 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,055 and I didn't want you getting hurt. 240 00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:36,390 Right, right, right, I wasn't good enough, 241 00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:41,662 but my cave, my tech, my butler, and my city sure were. 242 00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:46,734 Your being here is all because of me, and you didn't even say thank you. 243 00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:49,236 You're right. You went to the mat for me, 244 00:15:49,238 --> 00:15:51,439 but I got so caught up in that new-life smell 245 00:15:51,441 --> 00:15:54,775 that I didn't even stop to say thanks. I'm sorry. 246 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:02,083 If we hit "quit game" right now and stop tearing up Beantown, 247 00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:03,284 I'm sure we can fix this. 248 00:16:03,286 --> 00:16:07,288 Because, you know, you're right. I don't really want to be bad. 249 00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,689 I just want to, you know... 250 00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:12,293 - Be you. - That's crazy. 251 00:16:12,295 --> 00:16:14,161 This is all about you feeling unappreciated, 252 00:16:14,163 --> 00:16:16,831 and here I totally thought you guys were looking to claim 253 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:20,101 the $10 million reward J.J.J. was offering to unmask me. 254 00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:22,503 - $10 million! - $10 million! 255 00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:26,607 - All we gotta do is unmask him? - You didn't tell us that. 256 00:16:26,609 --> 00:16:30,611 You don't get New York news up here? Oh, man, I love Boston. 257 00:16:30,613 --> 00:16:33,547 That's not what we agreed to. I am your leader. 258 00:16:33,549 --> 00:16:37,685 - You will stand down. - No, you'll bow down! 259 00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:44,692 Ollie! 260 00:16:48,163 --> 00:16:52,533 The spider hover board. That's a mouthful. 261 00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:54,468 Told you this gig was dangerous. 262 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:57,371 Thanks for the assist, Chuck. You saved my webs. 263 00:16:57,373 --> 00:17:00,774 It would've been sooner had Ollie not tied me up. 264 00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:03,644 I trust the hover board reached you in time, sir. 265 00:17:03,646 --> 00:17:05,713 Couldn't have been more perfect timing, Chuck. 266 00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:07,214 Take the rest of the day off. 267 00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:10,718 I am so sorry. I really messed things up. 268 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,853 I didn't mean for things to get so out of hand. 269 00:17:13,788 --> 00:17:15,556 Do we have a plan b? 270 00:17:15,558 --> 00:17:18,325 Yes, I built shutoff switches into everyone's armor 271 00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:19,460 in case they got out of hand. 272 00:17:19,462 --> 00:17:22,696 What is it, like a code word or you press a button on your glove? 273 00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:24,665 I didn't want it to be that easy. 274 00:17:32,807 --> 00:17:36,243 But in retrospect, easy would've been better. Noted. 275 00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:38,612 We'll deal. Where are the off switches? 276 00:17:40,449 --> 00:17:42,483 There is something not quite right with you, Ollie. 277 00:17:42,485 --> 00:17:44,351 Sweet, but not quite right. 278 00:17:46,721 --> 00:17:49,390 Don't say that. I can still make it right. 279 00:17:52,194 --> 00:17:54,762 Steel Spider, to me! 280 00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:56,197 What? 281 00:18:01,203 --> 00:18:02,803 Don't just stand there, Webby, 282 00:18:02,805 --> 00:18:05,206 come kick some side with me, but be careful. 283 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:10,311 Webby? Call me the Steel Spider. 284 00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:22,790 You are not.{*corr} Stand still, you geek! 285 00:18:34,703 --> 00:18:36,337 Uh, Spider-man. 286 00:18:42,544 --> 00:18:45,012 Deactivating you is the pits. 287 00:18:53,755 --> 00:18:56,290 Do you know what we could do with 10 mil? 288 00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:58,826 Send everyone to Boston funny-accent class? 289 00:19:03,398 --> 00:19:04,531 I got this one. 290 00:19:07,802 --> 00:19:10,904 No, I can't move. Traitor! 291 00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:18,712 Two down. Good. That means more green for the Rocker. 292 00:19:18,714 --> 00:19:21,482 It all comes down to this is our hero slides into home plate. 293 00:19:21,484 --> 00:19:24,851 And... the end. 294 00:19:25,954 --> 00:19:27,988 I told you he was a sick puppy. 295 00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:31,392 Nice work. Next time... 296 00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:34,495 Voice-activated shutoff. Very seriously noted. 297 00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:36,764 Yeah, and we talk about our feelings 298 00:19:36,766 --> 00:19:38,899 instead of creating super villains when we're angry. 299 00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:42,403 That, too. 300 00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:46,307 Is anyone else having problems in the moving department? 301 00:19:51,446 --> 00:19:55,883 - So what happens now? - Depends. 302 00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:58,385 Either you sucker punch me, and this adventure runs long, 303 00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:00,988 or you learn to do the right thing 304 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:03,557 even when people don't always appreciate you. 305 00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:07,027 And we call this the origin story of Boston's first homegrown superhero. 306 00:20:07,029 --> 00:20:10,564 Really? I thought I was too young. 307 00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:14,802 You're about as old as I was when I started this gig. 308 00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:17,404 And you handled yourself better than I did. 309 00:20:17,406 --> 00:20:19,707 But Boston loves you. 310 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:23,911 The grass may look greener in Boston, but it's still my crazy life. 311 00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:26,947 Leaving New York means I turn my back on my family, friends, 312 00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:32,553 and a city that really needs me even if they don't realize it. 313 00:20:32,555 --> 00:20:34,922 I had no choice but to rescind my reward 314 00:20:34,924 --> 00:20:37,891 for Spider-man's unmasking, which has absolutely nothing to do 315 00:20:37,893 --> 00:20:40,894 with any alleged ratings decline while Spider-man was in Boston. 316 00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:43,897 Only New York can handle a menace like Spider-man. 317 00:20:43,899 --> 00:20:45,966 What a hero. 318 00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:50,003 - Aunt May, you home yet? - Yeah, I just walked in. 319 00:20:50,005 --> 00:20:53,040 I missed you terribly, Peter, and to be honest, 320 00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:56,076 great aunt Julia really got on my nerves. Chinese for dinner? 321 00:20:56,078 --> 00:20:59,813 Anything but clam chowder. I'll be home in a few. 322 00:20:59,815 --> 00:21:01,515 But I missed you guys most of all. 323 00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:03,951 Please tell me someone recorded him saying that. 324 00:21:03,953 --> 00:21:06,587 Sure looked like you were having a party over there in Boston. 325 00:21:06,589 --> 00:21:08,989 You had us worried you weren't coming back. 326 00:21:10,692 --> 00:21:12,593 As your leader, 327 00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:14,895 it's important you know how much I appreciate every one of you. 328 00:21:14,897 --> 00:21:17,765 Coulson needs to give you more homework. 329 00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:23,437 Extra! Mayor of Boston proclaims Steel Spider the city's newest hero. 330 00:21:23,439 --> 00:21:26,440 Awards key to the city. Extra! 331 00:21:26,442 --> 00:21:31,078 Wicked awesome. It's a Boston thing. 332 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,914 So is this. To me, my sidekicks! 333 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,582 - Sidekicks? - Sidekicks? 334 00:21:38,582 --> 00:21:42,582 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com